6 Nov 2009

“In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well.”
— Len Deighton

6 Nov 2009

I see R. Kelly is in the liquor business… o_O

I see R. Kelly is in the liquor business… o_O

6 Nov 2009

Somebody’s getting fired…

4 Nov 2009

What happens when your Disney career is over… clear case of great idea, poor singing execution…

FYI, Janet Jackson’s dance moves only work on females, bro…

4 Nov 2009

Dear MC Ray Ray

I’m not a hater just because I don’t want to pay $10 for your bullshit ass rap CD. With songs like “Gettin’ Money” and “Thugz 4 Lyfe”, I can guarantee your music sounds like something out of “Hustle & Flow”.

No, that doesn’t make me a hater. It makes me smart with my money. It’s not my fault you suck.

- Soulstar

4 Nov 2009

“Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it.”
— @shitmydadsays

4 Nov 2009

Apparently looking like a midget is the new “black”.

Apparently looking like a midget is the new “black”.

4 Nov 2009

Ok… time to go work out.

Ok… time to go work out.

3 Nov 2009

I don’t know whether to be upset that I went to a school with the same name, or glad that I transferred out…

I don’t know whether to be upset that I went to a school with the same name, or glad that I transferred out…

2 Nov 2009

Thanks for the gross nostalgia… jerks.

Thanks for the gross nostalgia… jerks.

2 Nov 2009

HPv

  • Brian: Did you leave with the Harry Potter-looking chick?
  • Steve: Nah. Heard she's been around. Didn't wanna get Hogwartz all over my junk.
  • courtesy of lamebook.com

2 Nov 2009

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

2 Nov 2009

Parking win!

Parking win!

1 Nov 2009

Overcompensation.

Overcompensation.

31 Oct 2009

Happy Halloween!