Dear Sadiddy Broad,
I’m not trying to holla at you. You’re just in my way. So, let me say it again… EXCUSE ME!
- Soulstar
I don’t know whether to sing “Wade In The Water” or “Creep”.
(courtesy of @freshalina)
Soulstar & Jodi: You ain't fresh as I'm is...
- Jodi: I was at work, and this man's breath reached over the counter and slapped me! Smelled like his tongue died... in 1993.
- Soulstar: Did you kindly offer him a Mentos? I don't know if you heard, but apparently it's the freshmaker...
- Jodi: I wanted to offer him a new digestive system, cause I know that stank was coming from deep down within.
“It’s mine now, wussy!”
I think I’ll stick to the cologne I have… thanks.
Whoever did this to a child needs Jesus, some home training, and a beatdown… (courtesy of @MissJia)
What goes up must come down… o_O
Soooooo wrong… but soooooo right!
(via trueontheinternet.com)
“That’s not an armadillo… that’s a rat.”
That’s the only excuse she can use for screaming so bitchly.
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”
One of these is not like the other… o_O
Idiot…
“I don’t need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I’m old. I’m through moving shit.”
— via @shitmydadsays
"Thanks for ruining my future, Dad."
“Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down $64,000.”
(via fmylife.com)
For real homie?
