December 2009
34 posts
WatchReinforcing the dumb blonde stereotype, one question at a time…
WatchDefinition of a valley girl… o_O
“Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?…Yeah, democracy ain’t...”
– (via @shitmydadsays)
Worst pickup line ever
“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
(via fmylife.com)
“Thanks for telling me where to look for it, as if I haven’t already done...”
“Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year: if...”
– via @shitmydadsays
“I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.”
– Devin Buttner
Chuck Norris ain't got nothin' on Cicely Tyson!
Cicely Tyson was the one that told ol’ Pharaoh “Let my people go”
The Great Wall of China has a brick for every year Cicely Tyson was been alive
Cicely Tyson gave Joseph his second Technicolor Dreamcoat…
Cicely Tyson was Jim Crow’s nanny
Cicely Tyson was born in Uncle Tom’s Cabin
Cicely Tyson proofread the books of Genesis, Exodus and Leviticus
Cicely Tyson played herself in “Roots”
...
Soulstar & Jodi: Cicely Tyson
Jodi: I got a letter from Cicely Tyson saying stop making fun of her, but it was all in in hieroglyphics.
Soulstar: She hit me up too... Called my phone, but all I heard was heavy breathing and "Til you do right by me, everything you think about is gon' crumble..."
Jodi: I didnt know she could use the phone... I got my letter by Pony Express.
Soulstar: You ain't know? Alexander Graham Bell gave her the 2nd one he made; she was his side boo...
“I got an email today. It said “Everyone hates you. We voted.”
– (via fmylife.com)
Well... you asked.
Girl: Why don't you take me out anymore?
Guy: Why don't you take deez nuts out?
“When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one...”
