February 2010
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“If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it...”
– via @MJWhit
January 2010
15 posts
WatchThe best song ever!
“Women marry men expecting they’ll change, but they don’t. Men marry...”
– via @IamNovel
“Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for much, but they make you smile...”
“If you thought that ‘change’ stood for ‘come help a n*gga get...”
– Soulstar via @kanYeBreast
Sucks to be you... o_O
“I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: “We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience.”
(via fmylife.com)
“I’m still blown away by Fantasia gettin her own show. Well at least we...”
– (via @kanYeBreast)
WatchGravity win :: What happens when you forget you’re fat.