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Random texts from my cousin…
“I wish I had a racing horse so I could name it Freddie Mercury’s Mustache.
“I can hear the race announcer:’ …and Brown Betty rounds the bend in the final stretch, but here comes Freddie Mercury’s Mustache up the straight away. He’s gaining, passing Rainbow Dark, now Freddie Mercury’s Mustache is in 2nd place behind Brown Betty. And its Brown Betty, Freddie Mercury’s Mustache, Brown Betty… AND FREDDIE MERCURY’S MUSTACHE WINS IT BY A WHISKER!!!!’”

Gotta love family.