1. “The Chicken Song”
    Logan Mac

    Timeline of emotions:

    Before clicking play:


    At 0:45 mark:


    What makes it worse is that she can actually sing…

    At 2:15 mark:


    At 2:58 mark:


    At 3:23 mark:


    At 4:09 mark:


    At 4:30 mark:


    SHE DID NOT JUST QUOTE MATTHEW 4:4!!!!

    At 5:15 mark:

    After the video went off:

  2. For years I danced like this…

    …I still do sometimes.

    (Source: wayblackwhen)

  3. 
I literally laughed out loud when I saw this…

    I literally laughed out loud when I saw this…

  4. 
Oh, Celeste…
…and he probably left the situation like this:

    Oh, Celeste…

    …and he probably left the situation like this:

  5. What if this happened?! I’d have slid out of my chair laughing…

    What if this happened?! I’d have slid out of my chair laughing…

    (Source: a-million-times-over, via wtfwhiteprivilege)

  6. This will never not be funny.

  7. 
Not sure this is the message we want to send to the future of our world…

    Not sure this is the message we want to send to the future of our world…

  8. A 3-piece DENIM suit?!
Thought I had seen it all… o______________O

    A 3-piece DENIM suit?!

    Thought I had seen it all… o______________O

  9. soulstarspeaks:

This. is. AWESOME!


This will FOREVER be funny.
Yup, I just reblogged myself. Nope, I’m not ashamed.

    soulstarspeaks:

    This. is. AWESOME!

    This will FOREVER be funny.

    Yup, I just reblogged myself. Nope, I’m not ashamed.

  10. 
You do realize that Medicare is Government Health Care, right?
…No? Oh.
Clearly age doesn’t equal wisdom.

    You do realize that Medicare is Government Health Care, right?

    …No? Oh.

    Clearly age doesn’t equal wisdom.

  11. (Source: iraffiruse, via soulfulandtrue)

  12. No thanks… I like my donuts to taste more than “ight”.

    No thanks… I like my donuts to taste more than “ight”.